Donald Duck, the Protagonist.

"Fack you, lol"

M.I.A & Presumed Dead

The rival of all enemies and harmful people, that does not have very retarded IQ and is quite powerful. Ruler of peace and landlord for the infamous Fucking City. Not the creator of the myths and creatures who spoke death. Smarter than any non-retarded man, he is a teacher of the retarded. One day, Shitass seeks to end his protagonist heart for the love of God and Russia in Minecraft. His final words before he evolved as a protagonist was..

"SUCK MY DUCK"

Other than that, he is also a commander of the K.S clan.